Wednesday, April 12, 2006

hehehehe shopping !

Shopping
(Copy from Gab blog...)


New Husband Store.
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.The second floor sign

reads:Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still,
she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

weheheh.. dah comment kat blog Gab larr... tp leh tanya lg kan..?

1- how many SALES in a year??
2- lowest discount 70% eh..?

eeehehehehe.... gurau2 je tun...
kem salam kat BABY SARA... kata kat dia.. Mak Usu ICE kem salam cayangg...

-ICE-

mineral said...

hhehehe sapa ice nie yerk?
70% diskaun hahaha bole bole bole......boleh dpt kat hospital bahagia juga heheheheh F.O.C ahaks..
gurau-gurau no hal :)

Anonymous said...

amboii... encik tun.. cepatnya lupa.. lain kali x nak gi gath dah lah mcm ni... 3 jam dok kat sebelah ice (latte) pun lupa lagi eh tun... 1 more thing..

ice x tersesat atau terserempak... tp saja je kawan2 chat LAMAN bagi blog ni utk tambah knowledge dan info...

-ICE-

mineral said...

mineral to ice..
aiyakkKK im so sorry...next time buh la ice latthe hehehe sbb ice jer ade kwn lain pun guna ice tu yg konpius... no prob...maybe we can share something around her... u r welcome bebeh.

Anonymous said...

ada gak org guna nick ICE tu ehhh...? uuiiikkss.. ekekekekek...
sama tapi x serupa.... oraits Tun...

-ICE @latte -

Rockerz said...

Hai, Di antara banyak blog yang saya lawati hari ini, blog anda antara yang hebat. Saya akan bookmark blog anda!

Saya ada website kaya dengan cepat. Peluang kaya dengan cepat di sini.

Lawatilah website saya bila ada masa lapang :-)

Anonymous said...

Looks nice! Awesome content. Good job guys.
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